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A Note From Jerry Fuller


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Have you ever really looked at some instruction labels. I found these in a file I had and thought you may like them. I hope all of you enjoy this. I know you may have heard some of this before.

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ACTUAL LABEL INSTRUCTIONS

On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a box of Dial Soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Schwann's frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: May cause drowsiness

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for other use.

On Sainbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains Nuts

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

I hope you enjoyed this and if you come across

something that is funny or makes you think just

let me know, send it to me.


May the Lord bless and keep you all safe.


I hope to see all of you in God's house Sunday.


Your Bro. in Christ Jesus,


JBF

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A Note From Jerry Fuller PDF Print E-mail

      Greetings to all my Brothers and Sisters in Christ. I pray that all are well and the Lord is looking upon all of you with His loving heart and He wraps all of you in His protecting arms and keeps you safe.

I hope you like these two little shorts for now more later.                                                              

 

                                                                       I am a Christian

      When I say that “I am a Christian,” I am not shouting that “I am clean living.” I am whispering “I was lost, but now I’m found and forgiven.”

      When I say “I am a Christian,” I don’t speak of this with pride. I’m confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.

      When I say “I am a Christian,” I’m not trying to be strong. I’m professing that I’m weak and need His strength to carry on.

      When I say “I am a Christian,” I’m not bragging of success. I’m admitting I have failed and need God to clean my mess.

      When I say “I am a Christian,” I’m not claiming to be perfect. My flaws are far too visible, but God believes I am worth it.

      When I say “I am a Christian,” I still feel the sting of pain. I have my share of heartaches, so I call upon His name.

      When I say, “I’m just a simple sinner who received God’s good grace somehow!

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                                                  Why Did Jesus Fold the Napkin?

      This is one I can honestly say I have never seen circulating before. Let me hear your thoughts on this.


       Why did Jesus fold the linen burial cloth after His resurrection?  

       The Gospel of John (20:7) tells us that the napkin, which was placed over the face of Jesus, was not just thrown aside like the grave clothes. The Bible takes an entire verse to tell us that the napkin was neatly folded, and was placed separate from the grave clothes. Early Sunday morning, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene came to the tomb and found that the stone had been rolled away from the entrance. She ran and found Simon Peter and the other disciple, the one whom Jesus loved. She said, 'They have taken the Lord's body out of the tomb, and I don't know where they have put him!' Peter and the other disciple ran to the tomb to see.. The other disciple outran Peter and got there first. He stooped and looked in and saw the linen cloth lying there, but he didn't go in.

      Then Simon Peter arrived and went inside. He also noticed the linen wrappings lying there, while the cloth that had covered Jesus' head was folded up and lying to the side.

      Was that important? Absolutely!

      Is it really significant? Yes!

      In order to understand the significance of the folded napkin, you have to understand a little bit about Hebrew tradition of that day. The folded napkin had to do with the Master and Servant, and every Jewish boy knew this tradition.

      When the servant set the dinner table for the master, he made sure that it was exactly the way the master wanted it…

      The table was furnished perfectly, and then the servant would wait, just out of sight, until the master had finished eating, and the servant would not dare touch that table, until the master was finished. Now, if the master were done eating, he would rise from the table, wipe his fingers, his mouth, and clean his beard, and would wad up that napkin and toss it onto the table.

      The servant would then know to clear the table. For in those days, the wadded napkin meant, 'I'm done'.

      But if the master got up from the table, and folded his napkin, and laid it beside his plate, the servant would not dare touch the table, because........... The folded napkin meant,

      'I'm coming back!'

      He is Coming Back!

 

   Remember to stay in touch with God,

   See you in God's house Sunday.
 
        Your Bro. in Christ

        JBF

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